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Monday, April 28, 2008
Gimme a Break!!!

Thursday, April 24, 2008
Bowel Shaking Moments
Yesterday was one of those days. Well after Paresh (our ex-mentor and one of those rare gems with abundant talent and dedication) put in place MVC architecture for our erstwhile M&E Dashboard , I never really thought there could be another way of doing it. And sometimes it was pretty hard considering I wasn't able to replicate the connection string and also wasn't able to get the classes for objects that made it easier for updating/deleting records. We were very much dependent on the source code generator that Paresh had brought along. Will link up the link in coming times :)..
Yesterday when I saw this it felt as if someone gouged a 5 shot tequila down my throat. Woah..too much to take in I tell ya. I almost jumped out of my seat reading it. If it was SO DAMN easy to establish a MVC architecture then how come it didn't cross our minds AT ALL? And well so began my R&D ** after a very very long hiatus(1 and a half month AT least) and a voluntary break from my nonsensical routine I set out my first task: Binding Images from DataBase to DataList entirely using Database operations.
And for that this seemed just the kind of appetizer I needed to set the things right. But my task wasn't as easy as I thought and after 2,3 days creating,deleting 2,3 projects from Visual Studio I wasn't yet able to get what I needed.This quest of mine surprised my RM too so much so that he goes on record saying : Asalu inta goranga nuvvu SMART ku eppudaina kastapaddava? ...Snippets like that encourages me to not to lose hope.
But the sad part of the whole saga is typed DataSet creates more problems than solutions and though it helps in making our work easier not remembering column names and checking their spellings in terms of changes in Database this is just not adaptable and I figured someother ways to do it and now the application looks sturdy.
Yet, it proved that I am still receptive to such gyaan and capable of taking in much more. .Net never ever fails to amaze me...
**- R&D is quite an interesting term coined by Julie (my ex-RM) for all the work we put in googling for something, trying it out in our applications and making sure the desired requirement is met. One such was having a Delete ImageButton in the GridView and it took me SO much time to get it done. But yes that was when I have first heard the term from her on the teleconference (we had no other way of contacting her then other than that mode) and it stuck with me and started making perfect sense. Uptil then R&D always meant to be associated with PHD's... and now it feel kinda cool to say 'it will at least 5 days for R&D'.
I presume this lingo is not universal as Mahider had a huge grin on his face hearing it from me to the reply I gave to Sunil...so listen up folks if you got something to google, something to copy paste,something to try and you want to tell your pm about it start using R&D..got it?
Sunday, April 20, 2008
FPS - The Play
Book costs 100 bucks, ticket costs 200, travel costed 200 and top of all this another 100 for food that night – 600 in total. Was it absolutely worth it, not really. Well read on…
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First of all I absolutely loved the book and consequently had huge expectations on how it is going to turn out as a play. It was going to be staged by none other than the troupe ‘Evam’ themselves. Maybe it was just a coincidence but it just happens that Evam’s ‘The Odd Couple’ was my first ever play and it was their play again that I am going to after a very long hiatus.
Play started little late than usual with a very unusual long somewhat boring adulating speech from an unusual person. Just when I thought enough was enough there was a startling revelation that it was 300th performance and well guess what we were also present for their 100th one. With lights out, and a while later came echoing beat of the legendary Pink Floyd’s ‘We Don’t Need No Education’ …
Woah…spell binding and the kind of opening I was just hoping for. My face flushed and had some goose bumps all over hearing that song. I controlled my irresistible desire to get up and dance. The whole point of the book was breaking the myth – all IIT ians are extremely talented bunch of guys, super whiz kids who just can’t do anything wrong in their studies or in their lives. And man that song just SUMS up the whole idea.
They had a very simple setting – one huge square platform with one step which took care of buildings, classrooms, dhaba, ice-cream parlour, insti roof (got the point?), one small desk and chair to the right (different rooms in the hostel…well a room that’s all), a bed with a cot to the right (same as the former) as you can see one such here.

It being an adaptation, I don’t want to go more into the story. If you are looking for one you can find it in my review of the book. The casting was excellently done including profs. Prof. Veera looks uber cool maybe because he was the only young prof out there. Of the whole lot I thought Ryan and Alok were like the perfect jigsaw pieces.
For some reason as the scenes were played out one after other I was co-relating more with the book anticipating the next scene with certain urgency. It was great to see some liberties that the author took and not adapting it literally. Especially the scene where they break up (a la Sid-Akash tussle minus the discussion of the how-why of such relationship) it was freaking hilarious to see Hari replying back with F*** off when Ryan flushed with pride to see Hari stay back ‘You made the right choice Hari’. And there were few more such hilarious scenes.
Well frankly I don’t have anything much to say. It is harder for reviewing something that you know could have been done better or for something you are much more familiar beforehand. I didn’t like it as much as the book and the unnecessary clapping between the scenes was irritating to say the least. I am happy at least I have made Ranjit enjoy the beauty of theater and he loved every part of it.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
'Five Point Someone' - A Book Review

It was only two days ago read I read the book (in four hours flat actually) 'Five Point Someone' By Chetan Bhagat. The only reason why I took up the book is because so many people said it's similar to the movie 'Dil Chahta Hai' which is my favorite.
It's exactly that. You have three guys Ryan, Hari and Alok (Akash, Sameer, Sid....) who get ino the prestigious institution in India , IIT -Delhi. Ryan is very creative, highly intelligent and with that naturally comes arrogant attitude. Hari is the one who narrates the entire history of them. He is fickle minded. It takes no more than some juicy talk to influence him. And the most important of all the characters whom you might have seen from your intermediate to this year- Alok. He is very studious, poor, and fat. He loves food. The story starts with how these three guys get to know each other through one of the most dreaded things in the first year's life, you guessed it, ragging. From then on you will get to know each character in depth with absolutely superb narrative. Ryan keeps bickering about the IIT system and there are quite a few instances where you would ask yourself “What is the big deal about IIT then? ". While Alok being highly sensitive, poor with no friends dislikes him somewhat but all the same follows him. Hari, though throughout the book says he is unbiased, always flows with Ryan. It boils down finally to a stage which they never could have imagined.
Well, if it were to be only this then man I wouldn't have touched the book with a pole long stick, there is this small story interwoven with the small plot, between Neha and Hari which gives the afterlife to the book. The interesting part about this book is at no point of time you feel bored or hackneyed or dragging. Everything goes with a breakneck speed especially ' The longest day of my life' (how ironic eh?) series. It is because the characters are so similar with the everyday life, you are sure to enjoy it especially if you are a backbencher.
Basically this is my first novel with Indian author, the classroom activities, the professor's, mugging up, ragging, bunking so on so forth are so familiar with what we do. So go ahead and read it if you reallly want to know 'what not to do at IIT' or if you are feeling disappointed for not getting into one ( you might feel happy after reading this..).
This book is recommended to everyone.
(Brought to you from Yossarain Archives...)
Thursday, April 17, 2008
*** M*i*n*d*B*l*o*w*i*n*g ***
Me: That's Me.. as in M-E me...
Hari: Gullible precoucious little kid
Nikhil Mohan a.k.a (Nikmo) : Hmmm...naa..I don't have proper words to describe him.
It's not everytime you see a pic and think "woah...Is that really Me?". Well...this is one such pic. Taken at beach house near Pudicherry (pondicherry FYI). Frankly never once I feel I look good in snaps and you know it's quiet difficult to get the pose right and man to make the matters worse I ain't got no photogenic face / muscular body to speak of. And SO this snap is much much special for me in this context. Wow in the words of Geet "Mein mere best fan hoon" ...
Apart from this there is one other snap taken by Ms.Talkative and that was great too... After taking that snap here goes what she said:
"Nee life lo intakante best photo radanukunta...Nee pelli chupulaku pettu pakka flat aipotharu..."
(This must be your best snap in your whole god damn life. Rishta pukka ho jayega ye phot dikhane se)
I can't find it now but when I do I will update it. It's been hellava time since I updated...
Monday, January 21, 2008
WTH is happening?
Ain't written no mail to Laddoo
Haven't completed the Quinn's Quest to Laptop series..
--ditto-- with " Elsevier Week "
Why do I feel extreme laziness in doing what I like the most? And adding more salt to the injury I might have been robbed of this blog too had it not been for Citrix. I would have loved to put all the blame on Hari for asking me to bed early (oy..no pun intended). Were it not for his no-so-subtle-hints about his loathing for me having the lights on till 3 to 4, maybe I could have done at least some of the things listed above..
Frankly excepting surfing I wasn't doing anything significant anyway during those times , so I saw no point in eihter protesting or satisfying myself thinking if-only-hari-didn't-ask-me-to switch the lights off. Partly maybe the initial euphoria of savoring "my precious". Loading all the movies, updating the anti-virus, some softwares and oh, yes, how the heck can I forget downloading movies.
I said to myself last Friday at the same time as I am typing this : Next week I am going to completely focus on the job. Complete the new requirements one by one , constanlty imagining the shock on the face of Sunil (our onsite lead) when he reads out estimate for coding as : 2 days . In the process having a photo of the same..Tadaaan...
Ok back to reality. The situation is as good as it was a week back. No damn progress. On top of which I am again doing the same things I have been doing the last week and the week prior to that which is :
- Log on to Citrix.
- Open Outlook and check mails
- Then go to IMDB.com , read through some posts, reply if I can (which I don't)
- Go to Top 250 and start goign through the ones I wish I had
- yada yada...
Sometime in the middle just go through the requirement doc. And also keep checking if Mahider is watching over me or if Shrikanth is going around. It sounds silly trying to act like a school kid hiding himself when the teacher starts coming to the back rows..
Ok, now for some action: I solemnly pledge/swear that from now onwards I am going to get up early in the morning, do at least "some " development work if not the whole website.
!!!AMEN!!!!
Jeez, did I really write all that??
Friday, January 18, 2008
Elsevier Week
The first on the menu was "Caps and T-Shirt Day" (Day 1 in the mundane language). Until and unless someone told you that this day meant meant a cap and a T-Shirt had to be worn you would never know that it is. You see, there were only 5 to 6 with a cap on. Anyways around 4:30, an hour late than planned (as is the Indian norm :D ) we were all assembled near the basketball ground. Teams were divided by numbering out all the odds and even ones with whole team standing in a circle and for a while I thought Leonard (from Memento) possessed me because no sooner did I recite my number and the round ended I forgot what it was I chose. Once agreable but THREE times? My fears were short-lived though thanks to Kunal who seems to suffer from the same. Phew!! It was with a great reluctance and sense of absolute dread I went with my 2 team to be part of the circle as we were about to play Elimination game. My mind was busy churning out images of the events that might follow like Musical Chairs, Antakshari which among many others are the two most favorited(Heaven Knows why? ) and frequent chores that happens when all the aunts and uncles with the unfortunate children (for someone above the class 10 that's much more worse...man I have been to those quite many times...) and this was the cause of dread within in me. No offense intended. The scene here was eerily reminiscent of the same excepting that this time around it is all the tweenies here..
But boy o boy what a game it actually turned out to be. There was constant adrenaline rush within to get the team out and the sense of urgency was quite palpable on all the faces. Shoot the legs, that's the rule and shoot we did alright with ball going from one corner(not exactly a circle it was) to another and the whole bunch within trying to dodge the attacks was as exciting as seeing last few overs of the T-20 World Cup finale. The excitement just got better in the second half as I found myself jumping, running and finally falling (which saw me out of the game) to avert the oncoming onslaughts. I might have appealed for third umpire as it was not 100% sure if the ball had touched me and ultimately save the game for our team who unfortunately lost. Not all was proper though there were some rumours floating around of how Rishvi had manipulated her watch and that the 1 team broke the rules and were huddled much closer than expected (which still haven't been confirmed by the sources...).
Moving on (and thankfully my fears were unfounded) it was the Tug-Of-War and mind you it did turn out to be one with some heavy casualities. Kunal, Uvarajan and me were the most affected of all. It was again between team 1 and 2 in a space of 3 rounds. Being in the first round and taking the bait was me. Tying hankie first on the hand and making one round go through my fist I held the defense ready for the call. Whistle blew and aaaaaahhhhh... oh..god what a pain it was! Not mental pain not because we lost three times (that of course was part of it) but the physical. What in the world was a nylon thread doing here. It should have been jute all the way. I was actually expecting some resistance with cheers and encouragement but man this turned out to be a 5 to 10 seconds affair. Even now it stumps me how the other team did manage. Surely something fishy out there...again a Rishvi conspiracy? Did she know which end was more secure beforehand?(unconfirmed yet.. :D)
The best of the day was yet to come. Everybody there burst out laughing seeing Imtiaz and his buddy running hand in hand totally mindless of the embarressment they are causing or the absurdity of doing such thing and set out trying to outrun the teams of two's who were tied leg-in-leg to reach the mark. What a site it was! Strange it may seem but the micheveous duo couldn't cross the mark. All in all a wholesome entertainment.
What truly hit me was the energy and sportiveness with which everbody participated and made the day most memorable. For the first time I felt a sense of belonging and oneness. Well there ended the day one but not the fun....You ain't seen nothing yet
(Oh..hello,, I do know numbers , Day 2 ain't worth the line I am typing out here. So don't bother...)
Friday, January 11, 2008
Te zee Pe On I yum dee be - yippie yippie
Haven't followed anything yet, pathetic, well click here and that my friends is a achievement in itself. Personally though I thought it was average fare.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Job Vs Studies - Case I
It's been more than a year and a half out of the "studies" but for the first time ever I felt the necessity of comparing with college days and the job at hand.
The Task at Hand:
I have a task at hand now that needs to completed by this coming friday. I have no clue as of now of how I am going to accomplish and if it will be a happy-ending-go-home-party ending like the "The Case of Missing e-ISBN" (will blog that shortly...and which perhaps has changed many things from then..) happend the last time with me. Ideally this weekend I should have gone there and given it a try. But I just didn't feel like going. I feel tempted to let it go down the wire where I can revel in the glory of pain,tension,helplessness and important of all "underperformance". Man, I tell you the engineering habits are hard to take them off. Had it been in .Net may be I would have perused through numerous sites and posted on several forums and work my ass off to get the results and try to do more than asked. Ouch...painful memories, that's what happens when you don't know the difference between ASP and ASP.net.
The thing is for me to ask for help would require me to explain the whole project which I can't and I very much doubt I would find the person with a time to spare and skill in hand (ASP in this case :) ) to help me. Well coming back to the topic of the blog, the present scenario is quite similar to the days before the External exams. I should have been really tensed, reducing my t.v. hours, download hours, talking on the phone (well that is minor of course...) but I am none of that now..
The main difference as I see is the approach now. In THIS case at least I don't have to read, or memorize or practise or tick the units on the Syllabus book or phone George, Vijay or Venkat to get some concepts right. Right now though I am happily lazing off my time reading the novel, taking a break, blogging about my nebulous(hurrah!!!...another one...not bad...) thoughts while simultaneously checking on Azerues on the torrent status of the PoTC - 3. Phew!!! Nothing beats that out. What I am getting at is I have nothing to prepare or read or memorize and stuff. Sligly adjusting the words of Gandalf the Grey..All I need to do decide is what to do with the time that is given to me...Tomorrow I will go there ( a little early though..at least I am not that bad and stupid to gleefully accept the incompetency) open the editor, think of few appoaches and try them out. Ok..ok..I understand your arguments of protest and self-defence: No way dude, there are so many thing I would do at home to be prepared in that sort of siutation than your stupid blogging , reading. But as I said, THIS case, Had it been .Net :D I would have deleted this blog.No wait on second thought I wouldn't mind having one though :D...Apart from this the other minor difference would be I would be reading for marks (...and I mean literally for marks , nothing else...) in the former case and here it is for the Client handshake.
Truly I am beginning to see what an amazing field this IT is. Man, Software Develpment truly rocks!!!!
(Well I guess this would be a ideal reason of defense to Vishali who so sweetly and politely asked me to bring some articles for Christmas..and I feel really bad now to let her down...but can't help it anyway...)
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Configuring Laptop
(a.k.a) Quinn's Quest For Laptop - III
This actually can be read a stand alone but would be better if you want to get into the groove of things if you read the series.Looks like 7th is when I would have the chance to put my hands on my most awaited priceless possession ( beating HP7) and my delay would only jeopardize the series. Actually this idea of writing what I am going to do once I have system is because of a blog on "What will I do after I format my desktop? " by some guy. It was an fascinating read and quite a fun too because I can actually feel myself telling : " Man...That's exactly what I do...".Well this ain't a desktop I know but still I guess one can relate to it. Okay..here goes my: Operation Laptop...
Operation Laptop
Phase I : Security
- Run MCPR.exe - a uninstaller tool by McAfee to clean uninstall the mcafee product. (As I am getting one with a trial period of 30 days and no way in hell am I going to renew it...).
- Install AVG Anti-virus latest version.
- Use Norton Partition Magic 8.05 to partition my disk. (Desktopers can skip this step).
- Install Commodo Firewall Pro - the best one there is in my honest opinion.
- Spybot Search & Destroy - a must have to remove the spyware...
Phase II : Tools & Utitlities
- Microsoft Office 2003
- TuneUp Utilities 2007
- Nero 7.1 Professional
- WinRar 3.71 Final
- Adobe Acrobat Reader 8.0
- Mozilla Firefox 2.0
- Opera 9.1
- Picasa Web
- Typing Master...Always wanted this to learn numbers...let's see if I can...
- TweakUIPowerToy for Windows XP Only...
- LimeWirePro 4.31
- Azureus - Far far better compared to BitTorrent, UTorrent, eDonkey
Phase III: Audio & Video
- Real Player 10.0 - darn thing needed for once in a blue moon rm files...nevertheless have to have it.
- VLC MediaPlayer
- DivX 7.0 Bundle
Phase IV : .Net
- Visual Studio 2005 Professional
- SQL Server 2005 Enterprise Edition- Evaluation for developers
- SilverLight Extension
Of the list I have missed out WindowBlinds , a stardock product which will be phased out shortly depending upon the impact on the laptop. Chitti, were he to see this list, would almost cut half the softwares and he feels they are just waste of OS space and RAM space but I guess I have to convince him to see the beauty of these apps. After all this what would be left is the actual files I need to keep.
The following movies have to be on my HDD:
- My Neighbour Totoro
- Grave of the Fireflies
- Princess Mononoke
- Spirited Away
- Laputa - Castle in the Sky (basically all Miyazaki's collection)
- Akira
- Requiem For a Dream
- Fight Club
- Dil Chahta Hai
- Sarfarosh
- Athadu
And some more along with all the photos and all the books and all the video tutorials...ooph..one heck of a job left to be done....And what I am eagerly awaiting is to see the performance of my laptop after doing all this....
Well that ends it....
(Stay tuned to see the actual THING ...)