Something interesting about Girls

Well what is not…(pun unintended)

Harry thought Cho’s way of showing her anger by inciting jealousy, throwing warnings etc. was highly enigmatic and utterly stupid thing to do and we see him later telling Hermoine why can’t she just ask?? Poor Potter if he only he knew anything about girls.

To start with they are extremely fond of jokes. Ever heard “ ammayulu navvite muthyalu raluthaye ”[when girls laugh it is comparable to shine of the pearls (I can’t get the translation)] May be there is an endless race between them to shell most muthyalu. They burst into fits seeing a thing as simple as a drop of a pen. I mean try this for once. While conversing try throwing your pen high in the air and intentionally miss it and in the mean time try acting like Jonty Rodes trying for a dive. There here that giggle.... This is just one of many small and highly stupid experiments you can start off with. Later on you can improvise. From my three years engineering experience, one year of TIME’S Coaching classes and lastly my three months of VISU coaching, with utmost conviction and 95% probability (of course there are some non-dumb people….) and ISO 9000, and with a CMM LEVEL V certification ( usually given to companies for their standards…but girls are one bunch which have proved consistent in doing this) I would say for every dumb joke we hear, almost all the girls go cackling like wild goose. This sickening phenomenon of late has caught up big in TIME classes. Adi asalu joka kada ani kuda alochincharu, egabadi navvadame vala pani and it is one of the most interesting topics to converse and the most cliché dialogue heard in the boys circles : ‘baapre velu asalu a kullu jokulaku etla navutarra babu’ [ Gosh! How could anyone laugh at all those horrible joke?]

Then (scratching my brain…) there is bragging, immature thinking, constant beauty vigilance and then the top of the pick: the bossy feelings. You see most of them don’t have anything to do but they pretend as if they are carrying entire burden on them when they start speaking. They always wait for you to speak up first and make the move. I guess it gives them internal joy, satisfies their ego and make them feel important. After taking a bait you would surely understand what I am talking about. It is a greatest favor they are doing by talking to you… do you understand. To elaborate bit on jealousy. Feeling jealous at your friends for marks is okay, their bikes okay, their dresses okay, their intelligence okay, but did you ever feel jealous because someone talks to someone else too long, someone complements someone else faster than you, or for something as simple as talking longer than you. This is where girls are much better at picking up fights and increasing the distances.

Even with all these and much more which I haven’t mentioned they have such an abundance of sympathy, love and care which comes out so naturally. They are built with resilient power to withstand pain at greater levels. Crying is one of the best ways to relieve your pain they say. No wonder why they are blessed with this art whereas in our case it is the hardest things to do. Once hurt, they cry it over and then with a tremendous relief they carry on with the life. Happy or sorrow they take it in the same spirit and there is nothing more pleasing than being consoled by a girl. They empathize with you and put themselves in your shoes to make you understand.

Well friends especially boys out there....never think bad about girls. Not all the girls are brainless, not all girls are stupid, not all girls are always jealous, there are some good things about them too. Try seeing the bright side of them. Next time you see a girl laughing for no reason in particular or a girl who behaves in a very arrogant manner please do remember that if it were not for that then there would not be much to discuss with friends.